Democrats have spent billions of dollars fighting over tiny slices of the electorate. Every cycle another state, another district another community is discarded. The companies and personalities produce slide decks, testing platforms that drain the pocketbooks and energy of the vast majority of Americans who want a functioning democracy.
This ends now. John Train Productions is a collective of creative artists, storytellers, propagandists, slackers, layabouts and industry leading graph scientists who reject the Priming/Framing pseudoscience.
Do you want to win half the electorate? Go with the other guys and try your luck. We won't stop until you campaign has a real mandate. Evangelicals, white high school educated men and women who bowl alone.
Our Mission: Exposing the Truth, Holding Conservatives Accountable
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Expose the Truth
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Hold Power Accountable
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Mobilize Progressives
Pretty Smart on Our Part
Make Me Feel Something
Journeying back to our fundamental human essence, weaving music and narratives together. Side-stepping divisive topics to unveil injustice and ignite collective hope. Our deep-rooted dedication to national unity and progressive values anchors us.
Communities Not Demographics
We love data. We are the only graph powered voter mobilization platform that identifies communities as they exist. Then we do something truly audacious. We talk to actual human beings.
Our Tactics: Cutting-Edge Video Production, Viral Social Media Campaigns
Video Production
We create high-quality, attention-grabbing videos that resonate with audiences and drive action.
Social Media
Our campaigns leverage the power of social media to reach a wide audience and amplify our message.
Data-Driven Strategies
We use data and analytics to target our campaigns effectively and maximize their impact.
Our Team: Seasoned Political Strategists, Creative Visionaries
Experienced Strategists
Our team brings years of experience in political campaigns, public affairs, and communications. This is not one of our strategists. This is a white guy with a haircut.
Creative Visionaries
We are passionate about creating compelling and engaging content that captures the attention of viewers. This is not one of our strategists. This is a white guy with a haircut.
Upcoming Attacks: Keeping You Informed on Our Latest Hits
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Current Targets
We're currently focusing on exposing the hypocrisy of conservative politicians on key issues like healthcare, education, and climate change.
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Upcoming Campaigns
Stay tuned for our upcoming campaigns targeting conservative policies and their impact on everyday Americans.
Yes, You Can
We are in this to win elections. Nothing more, nothing less. We don't take a cut of the spend. We do flat fee production and billable hours for distribution. No markup. No perverse incentives.
The for profit Democratic political hucksters have had their time. We've seen their slide decks but math is a bitch. If you don't win
Empowering Connections: Revolutionizing How We Engage and Connect with American Voters
Embarking on a journey of extensive research and innovative content trials, we've unearthed powerful insights into what genuinely resonates with diverse American audiences.
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Unleashing the Power of Authenticity
Powerful personal stories, driven by genuine emotions, resonated with viewers from every corner of the political spectrum.
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Engagement ≠ Persuasion
Navigating the delicate balance between engaging and persuasive content is where we excel.
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Tell Me A Story
Backed by our comprehensive multi-year study, we've found that compelling stories and serials play a crucial role in instilling trust and confidence in voters.
As seasoned communication strategists, we're thrilled to share these transformative insights and partner with others to revolutionize how we engage with the American electorate.